I saw someone re-quoting George carlin’s joke about why is everyone who drives slower than you an idiot, while everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac. It made me laugh hard because it’s so true about me. I’m constantly complaining about other drivers. My favorite thing to complain about is people who don’t seem to care about the people behind them…taking their time going through stoplights or making turns so that the people behind them have no chance to get through the intersection.

I also love to “talk” to other drivers, reminding them not to change lanes into me, reminding them to use their turn signals, and scolding them for their various transgressions. I often wish that everyone had to put their cell number on their license plate. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?