He pointed out that the last EIGHT presidents have all said they will make it a priority to end dependence on foreign oil. Nixon said he would set in motion a plan to end it by 1980. Ha ha ha. “When the Cuyahoga River was on fire in 1969, [Nixon] put it out with his own urine.”

Nixon’s target has been pushed back to 2025, and we’re likely not to meet it.

Here’s the Galago.net take on dependence on foreign oil:

– Impose a national tax of $50 on every barrel of imported oil. That will make it more affordable to drill for oil in domestic fields, and it will help reduce the deficit.
– Give massive tax incentives for vehicles that run on natural gas or electricity.
– Give massive tax incentives for power plants that run on natural gas, clean coal, solar, or other renewable sources.
– Giving tax incentives for efficiency improvements in houses and businesses.

That will solve the problem.

The best quote is:
“It wasn’t supposed to be this way. Microsoft was supposed to be the evil one, but now you guys are busting down doors in Palo Alto while Commandant Gates is ridding the world of mosquitoes.”

13. “What does a yellow light mean?” -Jim, on Taxi

12. The Turkey Promotion, on WKRP In Cincinnati

11. “You’re Batman” -George, on Seinfeld

10. Vince Young Scores the National Championship-winning touchdown

9. “The show that leads in to mine is puppets making crank calls.” John Stewart confronts Crossfire.
Crossfire is ultimately canceled.

8. JR gets shot on Dallas

7. Monkeys try to bite Letterman when he says, “Maybe you’ll get some, and maybe you won’t.”

6. Sammy Davis, Jr., kissing Archie Bunker

5. “They pelted us with rocks and garbage.” – Catch Phrase on Late Night With David Letterman

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4. Man walking on the moon

3. “Jane, you ignorant slut!” -Dan Akroyd, Saturday Night Live

2. Cliff Claven on Jeopardy, from Cheers

1. “Where’s the weirdest place you ever wanted to make Whoopee? — In the ass?” – The Newlywed Game

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